Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?
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They never turn their back on family!
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this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Butt stuff only?! Awe!
Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)
Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.
An ex of mine had this situation!
Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.
I bet he liked coming home to his neph-son.
I've got 2 sister cousins. My mom's sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.
Wait, arenβt cousins more okay?
Found the southerner in this comment section!
more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with
The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this
... what
Did they stutter?
How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?
Roll tide.
The closer the better
reletively yes but you still shouldn't.
a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.
so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.
after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.
Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.
Yeah, about 5% of the time...
All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.
I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.
No no, I think he's talking about cross-species cousins
4% to a banana 50 with an ape iirc
Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.
West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.
Country broad, take me home
To the place I shoot my load
West Virginia, mountinβ Mama
Take me home, country broad
West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don't deserve to be associated with that flag.
You're the first one to mention flags.
It's in the meme pal
Wouldn't cousin's be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.
I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don't put this shit on all of us.
Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.
Is soaking still cool?
Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.
Isn't that Mormons?
They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit
OMFG!
That is Savage AF!!
But completely true!