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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which bitch asked that before me?

the cutest one

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 72 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Pic unrelated

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"Correctly"...

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Bru it's snow white. The mirror said so.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

Hmm.

Nope, cancelled.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The fox one, of course

[–] remon@ani.social 16 points 1 day ago

Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.

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