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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 34 points 20 hours ago

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I’M the prettiest princess

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The only winning move is not to play

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fla@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

yeah i'm sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who'd be just as aggravating lol

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[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can say bitch on the internet

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.

Fair my ass...

[–] genuineparts 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 175 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Til thar was a Disney film.

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