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[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 77 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks incredibly cramped, and dark. Lol

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 50 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Spider hell for sure

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

He's already cleaning himself inside a dead animal. I doubt spiders bother him.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

And it plays the JAWS theme on repeat.

This is a hell shower.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We've all thought about jerking off inside of Jaws but this MF actually made it happen.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Sort of. I said I wanted to cum inside Jaws. There IS a difference.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Hey, why not. Live your dreams, baby.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

This is my sharkshower. There are many like it but this one is mine.

My sharkshower is my best friend. It is my life.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jaw’s

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

Yeah, the theme belongs to Jaw. Right...?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

This feels like a shower I'd see someone put up at the jersey shore for using after swimming and I love it!

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

This is so perfectly dumb haha

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Sorry to hear he doesn't enjoy showers anymore.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Aside from all the other stuff, to me it's just weird to have a climate where an outdoor shower makes sense. I've mostly lived places where it would be unusable for at least half the year.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

They're usually for after you swim

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Some weird synchronicity happening here, just rewatched Jaws and just started watching Jaws 2 and I see this.

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Take this idea to Shark Tank

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I've never dropped acid before but,