points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich
this exists
it's fair game
shut up if you don't like it. you sound dumb.
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich
this exists
Which is also a crime
so does fairy bread!
The earl of sandwich would have been completely fine with this. Hell, if its a cream cheese based frosting this sandwich even matches the original request from the earl of sandwich, which was a way to keep his fingers clean enough to play cards while enjoying his meats and cheeses
Hella people went crazy over Japanese 7-11 fruit sandwiches, but then have doubts about making them yourself outside of Japan?
People are fuckin' weird, man.
Isn't that just a cake?
Woah, who put Marie Antoinette's head back on?
Considering how much fucking sugar is in a slice of white bread... I concede. It is actually cake.
Unless this is birthday cake egg salad, I see no crime here. Only questionable taste.
What's in the sandwich?
Looks like jelly and frosting? I'd eat it. Hell, I might go make one right now.
I’m an American, and even I know that Tesco has a… varied reputation. This doesn’t surprise me at all.
Don't Australian's eat this already. Could have swore I saw something similar on Love My Way or the doctor show with the same lady.
You mean Fairy Bread? Way different to this.
But i had this think called fluff i bought in the us confectionery shop after hearing about it in a book i read. It's not healthy kts just melted marshmellows.
That and 100s and 1000s would go awesome together i think
I did, thanks!
It's in response to M&S doing that other strawberries and cream butty
100% and kinda misses the point
The m&s one was a nod to Wimbledon and the Japanese fruit sando
This is just what a tween tries to make
tween food is valid
Remembering the absolute nonsense I attempted to make at that age, I'm honestly not sure I can agree
nonsense is important to developing our tastes and food prep skillset. I think the only invalid food would be something that gets thrown away over and over instead of eaten.
Dang.. looks good to me :(