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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

this exists

it's fair game

shut up if you don't like it. you sound dumb.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

this exists

Which is also a crime

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

so does fairy bread!

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The earl of sandwich would have been completely fine with this. Hell, if its a cream cheese based frosting this sandwich even matches the original request from the earl of sandwich, which was a way to keep his fingers clean enough to play cards while enjoying his meats and cheeses

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Woah, who put Marie Antoinette's head back on?

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 hours ago

Considering how much fucking sugar is in a slice of white bread... I concede. It is actually cake.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Hella people went crazy over Japanese 7-11 fruit sandwiches, but then have doubts about making them yourself outside of Japan?

People are fuckin' weird, man.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Unless this is birthday cake egg salad, I see no crime here. Only questionable taste.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago

I’m an American, and even I know that Tesco has a… varied reputation. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Don't Australian's eat this already. Could have swore I saw something similar on Love My Way or the doctor show with the same lady.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You mean Fairy Bread? Way different to this.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

But i had this think called fluff i bought in the us confectionery shop after hearing about it in a book i read. It's not healthy kts just melted marshmellows.

That and 100s and 1000s would go awesome together i think

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I did, thanks!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's in response to M&S doing that other strawberries and cream butty

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

100% and kinda misses the point

The m&s one was a nod to Wimbledon and the Japanese fruit sando

This is just what a tween tries to make

[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Remembering the absolute nonsense I attempted to make at that age, I'm honestly not sure I can agree

nonsense is important to developing our tastes and food prep skillset. I think the only invalid food would be something that gets thrown away over and over instead of eaten.

[–] pootzapie@lemy.lol 5 points 11 hours ago

Dang.. looks good to me :(

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 10 hours ago

Looks like jelly and frosting? I'd eat it. Hell, I might go make one right now.