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[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Strong and bitter.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 30 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

[–] wxpwn@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

ground up and in the freezer

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Dark and bitter?

Cheap and thin?

Cheap and tasteless?

White and sweet?

Full bodied and hot?

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Flat and white

Decaffeinated

With whipped cream on top

Single origin

With pumps of brown sugar

Warm....

Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Sundray already said that.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I like my movies like I like my women.

A tight ninety.

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

With their own dentures?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

Cheap and prepared by slaves?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 75 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 9 points 18 hours ago

A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Without another man's dick in it 👀

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 22 hours ago

Look its three conditions, that's a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

You don’t like coffee, right?

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 23 hours ago

I don't like coffee

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago

Microwaved because I forgot about them?

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago

Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Ground up and in my freezer?

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Dark and bitter?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Alternatively...

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