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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I miss the Morrowind flame atronachs :(

[–] Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

So, like neon tubes, I guess. Tron and Cyberpunk aesthetic... Cybertron?

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean... the fifth element has gotten some things right. A billionare is fucking shit up, we know opera sounds dope with a heavy beat, our cars talk to us.

Why not the makeup application?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Chicken good!

[–] T156@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fair play, we did also find out that those powders might have been slowly poisoning people to death.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it was whitening lead, yeah. But you can have rouge from red ochre, literally dirt, aka egyptian earth.

It can be the same pigment as with modern makeup just without the oils as a glue. Perhaps it wouldn't even cause pimples.

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

Finely milled mineral powders are really, really bad for your lungs. A lot of makeup, for a very long time now, has been in this format.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of the time that the office was having all the asbestos panelling removed. Because of course it had asbestos panelling, dumped that it was.

One of the guys turned up with a t-shirt that said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", so perhaps those people just lacked the necessary force of will

[–] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Dad, women don't want to be shot in the face."

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

By then we're going to be genetically modified with cuttlefish DNA and be able to change what we look like by will alone.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I guess we are already pretty close to that with spray tan

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean makeup spray then?

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Airbrushing

[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

that's wet fart makeup

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cushion foundations and blushes are a big thing now, and gel and cream formulas for many products have been popular for quite a while now too.

From the mid 00's to the late 10's in the west, the matte aesthetic was fashionable when it came to makeup, so everything from skin to eyeshadows and lipsticks was matte.

Thrn the late 10's till now, dewy skin and heavier blush has been fashionable. So there has been a rise is gooey products and hydrating skincare formulae.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this why people look shiny now?

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago
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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Not too dissimilar to Brave New World...

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