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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 151 points 1 week ago (15 children)

You can save so much money with CAD if you neither factor in your time to actually learn it or the cost of the printer itself.

Makes crime even better in comparison.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The saving on the knob alone would pay a reasonable chunk of a basic but useful printer. Use it for a few more things and you'll be in the black even ignoring the more fun things you might do. The time it takes to learn a CAD system can also be fun if you enjoy that sort of thing.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I'm proof. My first printer is currently worth like $25. Maker Select V2. Still works great. I learned FreeCAD and enjoyed every minute.

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[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I learned this from my dad... When I was young, we had a plumbing leak on a Sunday night, p-trap was leaking. All places were closed, so he went to a McDonald's bathroom and stole theirs to replace ours.

20 something years later, my faucet was leaking. It was a discontinued model from a brand owned by home Depot, though they still had the display model up. Remembering what my pa did, I took the display model apart and took what I needed.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

lmaooo that's why bathrooms in those places now have the minimal setup to work properly. Good to know that I can be part of the change.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

From this story alone I have several ideas of what your accent is, also this is the type of shit my kin would pull. I'm more of a "how many parts can I daisy chain while maintaining no leakage, my record is 12 which was the minimum needed. I hope an actual plumber never looks at my bathtub plumbing cause the faucet is certainly doing things much like my computers cable management.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Why are people breaking/losing knobs on their ranges in the first place? I’ve never done that in 4 decades. Seems like an extremely unlikely thing to do.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would have said the same thing but the enshitification isn't just for the web anymore - I had a 'quality' name brand refrigerator and snapped the drawer down the front because I pulled on it a little too hard. Those things used to be bulletproof but now they're flimsy crap.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yep happen to our fridge. Not mention it quit working after 2 years of use. Now buy mine off FB market place. Why bother buying new.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Enshittification is probably a large part. However, I can see it.

Our's are plastic, 25 years old, and look like crap. Wash them all you want, they just look dirty all the time. I'd replace them except for the absurd cost for a piece of molded ABS.

I take them off to wash them. I can imagine someone having an accident with one, like washing them in dishwasher and having one fall down onto a heating element. Those are big, but our's are small enough to get knocked down onto the garbage disposal - it would't be easy, and would require an unusual sequence is events, but I've fucked up even more unlikely sequences of events in my life.

I really wish I could get decent aluminum replacements for our's; it wouldn't make the range any newer, but it'd make it look nicer than the black plastic shit that it came with.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was thinking the same thing? Who are these animals that somehow destroy a metal knob on a commercial-style $8000 Bosch oven that is made of stainless steel?!

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

My only guess is that they have children who steal the knobs and flush them down the toilet or something. But the knobs on those high end models are pretty huge which means they would probably get stuck and refuse to flush down.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those knobs probably aren’t metal, but plastic with a metal plating.

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[–] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People with toddlers often keep the knobs off as a form of baby proofing, when the kiddos are tall enough to reach but not old enough to listen. It's then easy to lose a knob that isn't in the right place.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

I completely forgot until now that my daughter used to steal the knob from our dishwasher on a near daily basis. I remember confiscating it one morning and accidentally bringing it to work in my pocket.

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some guy once broke into my brother's backyard and stole the lid to his BBQ. Just the lid.

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[–] kadup@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

While I don't do it myself, I don't consider stealing from big name stores theft and am, actually, completely morally fine with it. Will not report somebody stealing even if I see them.

The day big corporations stop stealing from the workers is the day I care about stealing from them. That day will not come.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Let's not forget the rampant wage theft across the entirety of the US, much less the ongoing grift they're pulling on its citizens re: "shoplifting", etc. being the big scary Evil — when wage theft stats completely destroy the charts in comparison to all other commercial/consumer theft, including misappropriation by employees! 😡

TL;DR: Stealing from big corps isn't theft. It's a civic duty, at this point.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, i mean while we're fessing up to these things...

If you bought a PC gamer magazine from Barnes and noble back in like 2004 and the demo disc was missing, I'm so sorry.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Had to read like 50 comments and nobody pointed out you can just buy a generic knob for like $1. Hell your used building center would be 50 cents. WTF world do we live in where the solution is CAD and 3D printing for something so trivial. It's like using a nuclear bomb to kill an ant nest.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Once you have the printer and the knowhow, it takes like 5 minutes to draw and 20 minutes to print at a cost of like 0.10 €

It takes longer to go to a location and buy it at a much higher cost. So why should you?

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I did a similar thing, not because my knob broke though, I just didn't like the heiroglyphics bosch designed 😅 20241215_164503

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The B looks like the German ß which makes the s sound. That would make it say sake, which is a Japanese kind of alcohol.

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[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Both are appropriate responses to the bullshit that is oven knobs.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

this.

bought a ratchet belt from a large box store. comfortable. but it needs 2 tiny screws what will eventually fall off making it garbage.

so whenever that happens, I go to that store with a precision screwdriver in my pocket, and take a screw from a new belt. given that it's too late to get it exchanged.

did that a couple of times until I realised a drop of cyanoacrylate will stop them from falling off.

ain't going to buy the whole product because they didn't test their products and left it to me to fix them

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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

theres was a weird scratch on the shower box when i bought it from obi. turns out somebody stole the drain cover cause their box had none...so i went back and stole a new cover from a new box. this is probably a domino effect.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm so glad I learned THEFT

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My secret trick?

I've been using the same stove for a quarter of a century. Was here when I moved in.

The trick is: the knobs don't come off. (In the extremely unlikely chance they might come off, I, like, just put 'em back in. I guess. Not that it happens!)

Looks like they don't build them like they used to!

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

Knob from your crush? Priceless.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Or do the lazy thing, and just keep borrowing other knobs.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like this because then the display is broken in the same way it will actually break when someone buys it. It's like warning others of the issue. It's really a public service when you think about it lol

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 points 1 week ago

That's actually hilarious, i never thought about that when i see missing parts in stores.

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[–] AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Could someone point me in the right direction to get started on projects like this? Specifically I have an old Emerson CRT that the volume/power knob is missing on and it's impossible to find an OEM replacement. I've been dreaming about getting into 3D printing to print my own, but I don't know where to even begin considering I would need the exact dimensions of the D shaft and then to model something. Appreciate any help, thank you in advance <3

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in the day, that was solved with a vice grips. This is because vice grips are the wrong tool for everything, but the right tool for not having to go find the right tool.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why not both. 3D print one and swap them at Home Depot. Or heck 3D print all of them, replace them all, keep the one you need and sell the rest on eBay. If they all match, I doubt Home Depot would even notice.

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[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

LG wants me to pay $45 for a single official replacement.

Amazon has a whole set for $14.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

There was this one time when I needed to replace a specific part of a dog bike trailer. I contacted the company: the creator of the trailer, who happened to live in my neighbourhood came to my place to give me a piece from the prototype he still had in his workshop. Shop local!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With free returns and having a size difference in my feet I may (or may not) order 2 different sizes of the same shoe and end up returning one.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I though you needed consent to put sometimes knob in you pocket ...

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