It's terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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Yeah, stupid magdump macaques
Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit
The Thai's that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.
I wonder if they're hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job
Slinging back "as per my last email".
That ancient sling bullet that says "catch!" energy
I'm convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys
I wonder if a squirt bottle would still work/be better? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol
Edit: I'm sure it would be cheaper, so my real question is if the monkeys would respond well enough to water lol
It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.
Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they're a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it's only water.
They also might try and drink it. My husky does.
how many monkeys can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?
I'd expect that after two or three you have to refill it.
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I'm not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
Is that a baby monkey she's blasting?
They're macaques so chances are that's an adult.
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based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.
EDIT lmao at the 7 downvotes. Seethe more.
...we did stateside, too, before shoot-first-qualified-immunity paranoia ran rampant through law enforcement culture...
Obviously, you don't have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.
It's a gang shoot out! blasts both children
Thank you law enforcement