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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's so easy:

Do excuse me but I must inquire about the whereabouts of the loo

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

"where's yer can, I need to drop some kids off at the pool."

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Ach, ich_iel ist undicht

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk where you are but most Americans know the Spanish one. Now most of us don't know our izquierda from our dereche but we can point

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

*derecha (right)

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

feddit.org is mostly a German instance

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Your テイル is behind you, attached to your lower backside. 😅

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

はい、私は「トイレ」を書いた。何はあなたの問題ですか?

[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

If your bog is bloody, please seek immediate medical attention

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to alternate between toilets, bathroom and restroom. Keeps both myself and the waiter on our toes

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You: restroom?

Waiter: directs you to a room with a plush couch and relaxing ambiance

(the word restroom has always bugged me, like nobody goes there just to rest. It's an awful term. No, no. clears throat Direct me to thy shitter, my lord. The need is urgent, there is absolutely no time for 'rest' at the present moment.)

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 5 points 2 days ago

"Where's the toilet"

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

'bruv, where's the shitter?'