Is that the one that smells like ass?
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.
Ass and wet pleather
Get a bucket and a mop for that wet ass pleather
"Saved by 28 other shoppers"
Guess so...
Goes well with my couch
I'm sure if there is accompanying pic of said woman who squirted on that you probably could sell it for a lot more.
Damn I should've tried to sell my old couch this way. I didn't squirt on it, but I sure as heck spilled a lot of shit on it.
No skeet
Exactly what I was thinking, not that I need a couch ahem
"Wtf why would anyone buy that disgusting, skeet covere..."
*no skeet*
"Well well well"
They misspelled “Abused”.
Should read “Gaming Chair Lightly Abused.”
Wow very judgemental community here
If you had someone’s sweaty balls imprinted on you. Wouldn’t you call that abuse? Never mind don’t answer that question, I am afraid of the answer. /s
$400
😵💫
Some Steelcase chairs are cheaper than this.
I got a used HON from an office furniture reseller for like $200. It blows my mind that people buy new cheap office chairs when you can get actually good ones used for cheaper
Don't be afraid, that is no balls sweat.
The only option the get the leg imprints in those position is by kneeling on the chair, so that is most likely line and cum.
You thought those marks could be produced by a female user? I asked some and they told me it is unlikely that someone will sell her masturbation chair if it is comfy.
I wouldn't know but for lube, that will be like a waxing every time you stand up for weeks. That much I know.
no low balls, I know what I got.
I think the most insulting part is the price... I thought most "gaming" chairs cost less than that since they are cheap, terribly made products that need to appeal to lower end markets. So just buy a new one for the same price or cheaper.
The shape looks like a Darth Vader helmet, so maybe they could try leaning on the Star Wars theme?
One of those posts that I'll upvote but then hide so I don't have to see it again.
Makes sense
Burn it with fire. It's the only way.
Let me just give it a good sniff 👃
Lmao I think they just drew that in the chair
I assume this is something gross but I don't get it?
It looks like a permanent sweat stain where this guys ass and balls resided on the seat of the chair
Thanks, I couldn't make it out in the full sun on my phone.
I guess "lately used" means he just now got done using it for the first time since it's still wet