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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just Mich and Michagain

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don't want to hell, again😭

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Name it New Washington so theres even more ambiguity when someone refers to something happening in Washington.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Or "Bay Area" so people can wonder if the speaker means San Francisco, Tampa, Chesapeake, etc.

Can we call it the Tri-State so every "Tri-State area" has no hope?

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Capitol is Columbia District, New Washington.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It has a name: "you pee". They just leave ir off of most maps because it is considered nsfw.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

what a Yooper

U.P. is a reference the great Joycean work, Ulysses. Dennis Breen receives a postcard with just those letters. It excites his madness. Perhaps it is a reference to in ability to satisfy his wife in husbandly manner. Perhaps it's a reference to You urinate, You're no good, You put your fingers up your anus, and You can't get it up any more. Or simply, a reference to Ulysses and Penelope. IOU.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

No its there that's the "unnamed state". We finally found New Zealand

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You're right. Send me right to jail.

"A" and yes.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

Too many Sovereign Citizens live there. They absolutely refuse to let the region be named, and threaten any politician who tries to do so. Supposedly, this is mandated in the Magna Carta, but scholars are unable to determine the part of the document which supports this reasoning.

They think that living in the β€œunnamed principality” (or the UP, as it is often called) lets them skirt all kinds of laws, but ironically, often demand a public defender when arrested for violating said laws.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The fact that Michigan gets Isle Royale too boils my blood as a Minnesotan. They're just greedy expansionists!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wisconsin should launch a special military operation on Michigan to take that land as it has ethnic Wisconsinites there.

Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also forgot to name the other state between Michigan and Wisconsin.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

That state is called Limper. The residents call themselves Dicks.

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I think that's because its state changes seasonally.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

It's called the superior state.

[–] waddle_dee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that New Hampshire and Vermont are mislabeled lmao

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Whatever are you talking about? It's clearly correct and always been that way.

Wake up babe, new Mandela effect just dropped.

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 4 points 1 day ago

that's East Dakota

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

Dem der are da North Woods.

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

It knows what it did

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We don't want it. But we lost a war with Canada and was forced to take it.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

I claimed it for Nathaniel Merriweather a long time ago, in the name of Johan Dandifop and the League of Well-Dressed Gentlemen. We call it Bobsmithville. All the residents are aquatic aficionados.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Well shit. We oughta give it back. Has anyone told them?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You can keep it.

It's that 51st state someone keeps claiming...

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Dicksoutforharambequette

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Don't let trump see this post

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Septic 47 swamp drained here

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

It's Lake Michigan's pubes.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

thats just the beach between Lake Superior and Lake Michigan. Its all sand

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, it looks like sheer laziness that they can fit "Kentucky" into its state, but "Alabama" gets a pointer line. You're telling me that you can't do the exact same thing you did with "Georgia" there?

Even the label doesn't want to go to Alabama.