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this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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I had the wrong fucking phone number on a resume for months when I first got out of college...
That's a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!
It did in fact prevent phone calls.
I can’t even remember the last time I had an unimportant phone call.
Like when you forget your phone at home all day. "People must be worried sick!"
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PLEASE - or Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
Of course! Any company will be happy to bring you on board
Barney documented stuff and got his GNB boss arrested though
Now just make sure you don’t misspell detail oriented
I see that you're skilled in pleasing
*unzips*
LinkedIn just pls.
Fun fact! PLEASE is an actual skill in Dialectal Behavior Therapy and we'll probably be covering it within the next couple months over on !DIYMentalHealth@lemmy.dbzer0.com. Please subscribe and get active if you're looking to improve your mental health lately! The main page of our wiki has a quickstart guide if you're looking for something you could even do today to help stabilize yourself a little.