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[–] npdean@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (8 children)

This is all sorts of fucked up. First, why do people get pets if they are becoming unwanted. Second, why does the zoo need to ask the public for animals. Third, wtf.

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[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could have just offered up 15 roosters this morning. They'll go to trapping bait instead.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (6 children)

What do you use roosters to trap? And why wouldn't someone just eat the roosters if you weren't wanting them. Someone would probably also buy them.

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago

Well, you seem like you'd do well in one. At least until the tigers wake up. Good luck!

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