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[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im a fisherman in San Diego an often catch insane amounts of tuna. I mean a 150lb tuna is more than enough for me and friends with plenty of meat to spare.

But the zoo won't take any donations.

Sucks umthat I just have to freeze it all.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'll gladly help you out with that uhhh problem you're having

Very serious btw I'm local

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