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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago

Will they accept corrupt politians or CEOs from other nations?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 36 points 1 day ago

"They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets of the people that live there"

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would they accept donatinons of politicians?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Or billionaires

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about unwanted siblings or older parents?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Too modest to ask

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Showing this to my cats to see if they stop scratching the sofa

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 183 points 2 days ago (13 children)

The zoo said it accepts donated rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens on weekdays between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m., but no more than four at a time. It also accepts horses for feeding its animals, which it says on its website are euthanized by a zookeeper and a veterinarian.

Gotta eat. Hell, humans eat half those animals too.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Guinea pigs got domesticated for food, and are still a common dish in South America. I am pretty sure rabbits got bred for food as well in Europe

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (5 children)

There are people raising rabbits for meat even today.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i rather not search about the topic, so i am going to trust you, i'm afraid of getting stuck in a rabbit hole

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[–] Lupus@feddit.org 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Afaik humans eat all of those animals.

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 54 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It is worth noting that the article says they are euthanizing the animals before feeding. So it's not like they take a terrified pet and let the tiger rip it apart alive.

Still, not a fan of this...

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The tiger got to eat and they need a meat based diet.

Option A: Feed them animals that have to bee euthanized and die either way.

Option B: Bury the animal that had to be euthanized and on top of it kill another animal so the tiger can eat.

Option A means less animals killed. Now of course we can talk about whether zoos should exist in the first place, for which there are good arguments that they should not.

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[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll go ahead and add "Eaten by apex predator" to the list of insane hamster deaths.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd like to subscribe to your "Insane Hamster Deaths" newsletter.

I'm just morbidly curious about what sort of situations the little guys might find themselves in.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Let's go to zoo, grandma."

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (6 children)

can I send an unwanted child?

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I like this. Maybe it sounds bad but when I was a kid a neighbor paid me to kill all his chickens after a hurricane because it was hot and their chicken house was gone. I would have much rather he drove them to the zoo to be fed to the animals there.

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[–] polle@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I find it quite interesting how polarised this topic is.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I was reading a comment by a woman last year I think it was. Basically, her dog had gotten sick. Nothing major, but it required a bit more care than a healthy dog would. Long story short, she wanted to put it down because she couldnt be bothered. Now, my dog got sick a couple of year before. Needs injections twice a day, and then on top that, his eyes went. So he needed an op to see again. After the op it was 5 eye drops in each eye every few hours for like 4 months. It was a lot. And so far, its cost me around 15k all in, not including insurance. And no, I cant afford it.

I didnt blink when it came to caring for my dog, because thats the responsibility I took on when I got him. But others... They think its going to be all walks in the park, catching frisbees and meet cutes with attractive people. And then just toss their pets when it become inconvenient. Pets are always a weird one. Some people have compassion for living things, are other people are cunts... :)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I was reading a comment by a woman last year I think it was. Basically, her dog had gotten sick. Nothing major, but it required a bit more care than a healthy dog would. Long story short, she wanted to put it down because she couldnt be bothered. Now, my dog got sick a couple of year before. Needs injections twice a day, and then on top that, his eyes went. So he needed an op to see again. After the op it was 5 eye drops in each eye every few hours for like 4 months. It was a lot. And so far, its cost me around 15k all in, not including insurance. And no, I cant afford it.

I didnt blink when it came to caring for my dog, because thats the responsibility I took on when I got him. But others... They think its going to be all walks in the park, catching frisbees and meet cutes with attractive people. And then just toss their pets when it become inconvenient. Pets are always a weird one. Some people have compassion for living things, are other people are cunts... :)

Some people have compassion... other people are cunts.

That's the t-shirt right there, folks.

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Maybe don't keep animals captive if you need to petition people bring their pets for food. Wtf. Zoos are a mistake.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (15 children)

WTF is this take. It's not that they can't afford food, they're trying to keep their food supply more ethical.

"In zoos, we have a responsibility to imitate the natural food chain of the animals — in terms of both animal welfare and professional integrity," Aalborg Zoo said in a post on social media.

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