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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.

Or hemorrhoids

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope nope nope! Not like this!

Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!

Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -"Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again." Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No need to start a campaign, just remember mannequins have feelings too.

Be kind to your mannequins. Ask yourself "If it were me stood here all day and all night in public, how would I feel about that outfit?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I'm sold. They're people just like you and me.

Now that I'm enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Consent is key. And not at the shops, remember.

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Start Digging in yo butt, twin.