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Anon learns a new spell (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

I cast Volley of Lead!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Fun version: Harry Potter and the Deathly Weapons.

Weird version: the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow-points was right there!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

I just downloaded the pdf. Only 2005 pages! I genuinely love it when fanfiction projects get into insane wordcounts. Let's see if the prose is something I actually want to read for 2005 pages ...

Update: It's lit.

Update 2: Holy shit, 10yo hpmor-Harry has the same sleep condition I have!

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"I cast gun, prepare to meet god"

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I cast non-magic missile.

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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Like this?

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (7 children)

If you get to the point where a gun is required, you have already lost something.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Don't even need a gun for that.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm

Carry bullets and use the spell.

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