The Hawks and eagles are trying to wipe us out finally. I'm ok with this
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025
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caw caw fuck you! caw caw
The last thing you'll hear as death reigns upon you are the cries of freedon. Bird freedon that is
some birds just want to watch the world burn
Bird just wanted some lightly fried fish fillets.
Shocking.
They said it was an osprey, but let’s be honest, it was probably a bald eagle wearing a mask.
#birdsarentreal
This one was.
Source: you can totally trust them bro! 😉
Nice.
Checks out, never heard a fish lie