The Onion and other satire w/ layers

Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo and Reese’s announced Thursday that the two iconic brands of sweets had teamed up to sicken dogs. “The savory, aromatic peanut butter of our new treat lures the dogs in, while the chocolate coating and cookie pieces poison them,” said Oreo spokesperson Tracy King, adding that both Oreo Reese’s Cookies and Reese’s Oreo Cups were perfect for leaving on the edge of the kitchen table just within reach of your pet. [...]