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A small brush fire and power outage in British Columbia started on Wednesday not with lightning or a careless camper, but with an airborne fish, according to fire officials.

With the help from nearby ranchers and employees from the British Columbia Hydro and Power Authority, a Canadian electric utility company, firefighters were able to contain and extinguish the blaze, Ashcroft Fire Rescue said on Facebook.

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[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

"Authorities believe an osprey, a fish-eating bird of prey, was flying overhead when it dropped its catch midflight.

"The fish struck power lines, producing sparks that ignited dry grass below, triggering the fire."

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 47 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Curiously a bowl of petunias was also found nearby.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 hours ago

oh no, not again!

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Last heard saying, "Hello."

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

So long and thanks for all the fish!

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 11 hours ago

And the broken carcass of a very confused whale.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 13 points 14 hours ago

Sounds fishy to me.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

Great, the birds are learning to cook. You'll invent credit scores, idiots!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 16 hours ago

Gender reveals are getting really weird.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Relevant bits, without corny jokes, from the original Ashcroft Fire Rescue post on Facebook:

A quick investigation revealed the cause of this fire. It was determined to be a fish. The fish had an incredible journey, considering the river is 3km east from the point of origin. The fish had been dropped by a local osprey onto the hydro line causing embers to drop, along with the fish, to the dry grasses below. We do suspect by the size of the fish and the heat of the day probably caused the rather tired bird to drop its catch. It has been verified that our prime suspect sustained no injuries in the incident.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago

🎶 sometimes truth is stranger than fiction 🎶

[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 1 points 16 hours ago

@sundray@lemmus.org !nottheonion@lemmy.world

Well, that's some anomalous phenomenon that even Charles Hoy Fort couldn't imagine of.