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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't think it would be particularly fun.

Sacrifice a tower (I forgot the English name) to get access to a corner, then get the queen in the lower left/right corner within 3 moves.

Then pick up the pawns one after the other from behind. The pawns themselves cannot move quickly to the other side because they need to keep a "triangle" formation for safety which requires time to build up.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

The word you're looking for is Rook.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Still, a good way to get rid of some troublesome pawns.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure a sacrifice is even needed. You just need to get the queen to the backline and wreak havoc.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they stay in formation you can always force a sacrifice. The pawns will always capture at least one piece.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you can kill off like three elites towards one side and you'll have open access to get behind the pawns with a queen or rook and just lay waste unchecked.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's what the first comment above was saying. The one I responded to was wondering if a sacrifice is necessary, and I'm pretty sure it 100% is. It's still trivial to win, but you do need to lose a piece.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the queen can move diagonally between the formation.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, there are ways it could be done, but only if the other player makes a horrible mistake. You wouldn't leave an opening like that where the queen can move. Maybe with queens, bishops, and knights combined you could force an opening. I don't know. It seems unlikely though. I guess a key exploit would be that they have to always move forward, but you can stall forever. Maybe that allows you to exploit a gap.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago

!anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And if a pawn gets promoted, it's a class traitor and becomes your opponent's piece?

how about that counts as breaching the armoury and having access to their weapons?

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

becomes a stalin piece

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this a commentary on how some of the pawns get to the end and become Queens, thus perpetuating the cycle?

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 21 points 2 days ago

It would be funny if there was a condition that made them join the other side after being promoted.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

When the pawn get to the end trotski and lenin die mysteriously

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Once you show the horsies that they're being treated like disposable animals it's gg

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

Anecdotal but I have not enjoyed it so far.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I remember playing something similar back in the day, the difference was that the pawn side got to move twice each turn.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What happens if one of the ruling class pieces gets behind the pawns, couldn't they pick them off slowly?

[–] notabot@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Pawns can be promoted to queens when they get to the other side, and when the elite pieces get past the pawns they get promoted to 'media', and can slowly, but surely, pick them off.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Variations like this are pretty standard for chess students.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Sounds like an advanced version of Fox Game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_games

[–] drath@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Seems way too stacked in favor of black. In fact, I feel like it's a forced win in like 30 moves or less. Can someone knowledgeble plug this into fairy stockfish or something to confirm?