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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's been a rough week for like.. around 450 weeks.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

People be like: "Just try to think of the last time you were happy and..."

And I'm just over here thinking: "I remember being happy once... It was 1996. I was nine."

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fri: Its been a long week and I havent had takeaways in forever I'm going to get takeaways.

sat: Im never getting takeaways again

Next Fri: Its been a long week and I havent had takeaways in forever I'm going to get takeaways.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is how I decline into drinking too much. I'm currently on a good path though.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

keep it up, i, a random stranger, am proud of you! :) there's better little treats for you out there!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Repeat after me, "food is not a reward."

Don't reward your kid's good behavior with food, you're not training a dog.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Well said. Have an upvote.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I would definitely argue that you shouldn't train dogs with food either, at least not in quantities that it's viewed as "food." Tiny bits that have flavor give a little reward which is great for establishing behavior, but rewarding with praise after a while makes for much more engaged and less food-obsessed pets.

[–] EsmereldaFritzmonster@lemmings.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is buy design. Capitalism zaps your energy by forcing you to pay the bills and leaves no energy for fun. Lazy fun means consuming. Food, drugs, tech, media, etc.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say it's by design, but I definitely share your observation that capitalism doesn't leave much time and energy you would need to pursue hobbies, and it's way easier to get a dopamine high by consuming.

Even if this phenomenon is not by design, it is definitely synergizing very well with capitalism, and therefore there are people who exploit it and, in turn, support capitalism with their actions.

It is actually a depressing example of Niklas Luhmann's systems theory, which states that every system inherently tends to stabilize itself.

[–] Dantpool@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 1 week ago

Rough Week 523: The little treat is now two whole cheesecakes. I should feel ashamed, but I feel nothing without my little treat.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

^This is why my pants don't fit anymore..

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps it’s time for a large treat.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Upgrade that can of coke into a brick 😤

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A brick of coke? Isn't that like millions of dollars worth?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Google says wholesale for a kilo (brick) is about $20k

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guess I grossly miscalculated that. Still not in the ballpark of a little treat price. Not that one could physically handle a brick of coke anyway.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They are pretty easy to lift. It's only a kilo. Even a kid can handle that.

Buying a brick if coke may be 20k, but buying a brik, breaking a mansion windoe and 0arasite skull with it, and taking a few bricks of it's coke before its guards get you? That's $0.81 at home depot.

Truly; virtue is worth more than its weight in gold.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It gets even worse. My little treat is alcohol.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Alcohol becomes your own internal voice, your own thinking working out complex feats of logic and reasoning for why it's okay just one more day and then before long that's your whole life, just that constant hum of background rationalization to get your boost. What steps you have to take to go stop by the Circle K or grocery store after work, or in the middle of the night, or during lunch. The whole while you are confident that it's your own free-will so it can't be a problem.

So anyway, it sucks and hurts inside and out, but escaping before you lose days, months and years to the shit will save your life. I have no idea why such an addictive substance is sold in every convenience store. Our species makes no sense.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Good thing that I don't really care about life, then.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oof. Me too.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The weekend does count. And don't call me Shirley

If alcohol is your treat, this is how alcoholism or alcohol abuse starts.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Unless you know more than ChatGPT, I've earned this fentanyl drip.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That feels quite sad, honestly… I wish you all to find fulfillment and happiness without the need for sugar supplements

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

all good mate. ive got weed

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

We all need to be reinforced. That doesn’t change when we become adults. If the little treat isn’t working you are being punished too much or need a different little treat. If the little treat hurts you, such as alcohol, try to find a functionally similar treat that doesn’t. Mine was Boba and fancy coffee for a while.

Maybe deeper richer rewards and the paradigms of thought that support them might reproduce the incentive structure of capital a little less?

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Werthers original is my go to. Sweet, slightly salty. And lasts like 5 mins in your mouth, by the time it's dissolved in your mouth your are already hopefully in your next flow state. And only 20kcal per candy

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People don't have holidays anymore these days?

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I just assume OOP is American. In the civilised world they definitely do.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

"It's just this once" every time.

I find that people don't really answer the question "why not?", they just utter the phrase before doing what they wanted to do, lol.