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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If we start now we could be 2 hours early or just in time or 5 hours late.

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This isn't age - this is experience. Younger people ALSO don't want to waste 2 hours sitting in traffic, but they're not experienced enough to have been through it so many times they've internalized the pattern.

Some things are aging - this is just more experience.

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk man growing up in LA I knew when we had to leave for traffic by the age of 10 the 405 is a hell hole that's great at getting you to remember when shit gets fucked.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

LA traffic is so unbelievable. I guess you guys have to just have everything you need in your neighborhood or something. Fucking 50 minutes to go ten miles.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone asked me about the nightlife in a place that I visited! Hahahahahhahaha! My nightlife is sleep.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man with infant: hahahahaha, sleep

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Asian co-sleeping here. wife plus 3.5 year old and an 8 year old.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

:Fist bump: I feel you brother.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

NGL, whenever I suggest leaving early to beat traffic, I really just want to leave, period.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ohhh... thank you, I had misinterpreted this as "we should leave early (to get there) to avoid traffic", and I was properly confused since I say that often with the goal of to maximizing the time we have at [event]. Was trying to figure out how that was an indication of getting old...

"Welp..." Slaps both knees at the same time