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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

My pet theory is that this is an attempt at getting your life in order by getting your surroundings in order; repairing yourself by repairing the world.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 9 points 17 hours ago

I mean at least you're being productive. That's not how i am when in those situations

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

“I found out who was cobbling shoes for me at night. It turns out I have severe schizophrenia.”

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Meth. Meth is the reason.

I'm just curious how you got to sleep in the first place.