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Welcome to the future of the United States, where anyone can pay off the president and get citizenship. I think we should all be flooding them with emails trumpcard@doc.gov


Originally Posted By u/WoopsIAteIt At 2025-08-02 06:29:58 PM | Source


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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where do I pre purchase presidential pardons?

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was on the fence before but now I'm 1000% sure that we aren't even being ruled by a dictator anymore.

That doesn't explain this reality.

We are being ruled by an unhinged barely functioning AI.

Fucking prove me wrong

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI wouldn't have fucked so many kids?

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hard disagree. As a teacher I can tell you truly that AI is fucking all the kids.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is hilarious. 🤣 (And I'm sorry 😭)

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago

Now im thinking that by signing up I basically just gave trump his next talking point. Hes going to say "We already have millions of people signed up to buy the trump card this will bring in trillions in revenue"

ah well I hope its spammed to hell and back

[–] TheSealStartedIt@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

This is it! This is the thing you see when you travel into the future and shout, "You cannot be serious!!" while straining to remember what caused this reality on your latest journey.