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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 45 minutes ago

Title doesn't really fit the pattern of the real books; too many words/syllables. "... Get Hunted" or "... and The Predator" would be more plausible titles.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

This is one of those Mandela Effect things. It’s actually spelled Preaeadeatour. Most people mix that up.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 31 minutes ago

Boy, whatever the mom and kids are looking at must be pretty bad if it has their attention more than a Predator!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

FYI the Predator only fights opponents who are strong and honorable to fight. So with that being said what is the body count of the Berenstain Bears?

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My childhood best friend would make parody versions of these books in elementary school by tracing the pictures and modifying them. Pretty amusing how violent and sarcastic a child's imagination can get.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

tracing the pictures and modifying them

some activists made an entirely new issue of Tintin that way...

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Neat, thanks for sharing! :-)

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 75 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

This isn't a real book cover. You can tell because it's supposed to say Berenstein bears

[–] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 hours ago

It's berenstain because the predator is gonna turn them into a stain

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

Bearndtsteen.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Bareassteam Bears*

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 hours ago

So are they

[–] Red1@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's the Mandela effect; People remember it as the Bearenstein Bears, but it's Bearenstain and it doesn't feel right. I want to go back to my 'verse

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It actually is just Berenstein and everyone else in the world just has a shit memory and bootleg merchandise

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Luckily help is on its' way!

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I was expecting the predator to be Trump or some other celebrity pedophile.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sister Bear: You're hit! You're bleeding, man.

Brother Bear: I ain't got time to bleed.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Brother Bear: This stuff’ll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

spits chewing tobacco in a sexual tyrannosaurussy way

E: God dann i missed the other comment referencing that omega cringe line

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

Show this if you find someone who believes ai doesn't bring any good to this world.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

After the Archie one, I can believe anything.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] scops@reddthat.com 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I had no idea that existed. Thank you.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

As a mobile user with large fingers, I don't like what you did there

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

The faces on mom & the kids. Lmfao