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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Viscous

Needs some gender fluid to thin that out

[–] s@piefed.world 54 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Alpha males are so emotional. Maybe too emotional to hold office, or even to vote.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 15 hours ago

Too early for them, for sure. I'd wait until at least beta, or ideally a stable release

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago

Everyone knows alpha males are the peak of humanity because they say they are.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 33 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Very viscous indeed, more viscous than honey even.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

I sometimes intentionally say viscous instead of vicious when talking to friends. Always gets a laugh.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As an alpha male, I can confirm this is how we feel when a feminist attacks our masculine values.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 32 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

As a release version male i cant relate

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

sigma male here, development has gone ... a bit behind schedule

scope creep

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I scheduled a retro for next week to review our process moving forward

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately the scope of the project has expanded to include our internal meeting planner and email and also all human language, so you're actually going to have to file either a support ticket, as long as you're not using a pc with any even numbers in any MAC addresses for any components, or alternatively, raise an issue on github in nova-esperanto.

... I am a very ambitious person.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

As a discontinued male, I can't

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
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ETA: ~~Does the ground look like knees?~~ I fixed it

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 9 points 16 hours ago
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 13 hours ago

Or forces them to take their diarrhoea medicine (a known radicalising factor for the men’s rights movement)