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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 1 points 22 minutes ago

Who can define what a ravioli is, is a complex sociological and political topic. The statement is only funny because it bulldozes tradition in the name of absurdism. And there's probably some point about capitalism somewhere in there.

So this involves politics.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 59 minutes ago

Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
- EDIT: Wait, I have more:
GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

BBT has several funny moments.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nik9000@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

i would not boil poptarts

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Sounds right.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lol ... you're both wrong ... it's data

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Um ackchually, the creator of data says it's pronounced data

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Tool is overrated, fight me

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Only children stand to wipe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

they said no politics

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

I like it more than pineapple anywhere else.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 22 points 6 hours ago (24 children)

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I like chick fil a's macaroni but their chicken is too soft for me.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Here's a hot take for you... every major city is terrible.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

You're not wrong, Ive been to many and they all are not pleasant in their own way. But for me, Paris had genuinely no redeeming factors. Every major attraction to go was tainted with a seedy underbelly that was active no matter the time of day or where you were. It was insane. I ended up chaperoning a small group of five and had to practically wrap my arms around them to fend off purse snatchers. Its something that sounds like hyperbole, and if you told me the same thing, I wouldn't believe you had I not experienced it.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 37 minutes ago

Could just be me or just bad luck last time I was there. I really liked Bordeaux, but I also love a port town. Strasbourg, Pézenas, enjoyed them both.

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[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 31 points 7 hours ago (10 children)

Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?

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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Force The Vote

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 3 hours ago

let's fight.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Italian food is cheating!

Spaghetti carbonara with heavy cream.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It’s not about taste, it’s about the culture around Italian food. For some reason, Italian food lovers are extremely aggressive about protecting their favourite cuisine from “inauthentic” recipes.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.

😂

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