Vegans are right.
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.
I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.
A bowl of cereal is cold soup.
Sounds right.
Tool is overrated, fight me
Only children stand to wipe.
Force The Vote
I don't like Arch Linux
It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.
they said no politics
Pineapple on pizza
I like it more than pineapple anywhere else.
For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.
Italian food is cheating!
Spaghetti carbonara with heavy cream.
Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.
It’s not about taste, it’s about the culture around Italian food. For some reason, Italian food lovers are extremely aggressive about protecting their favourite cuisine from “inauthentic” recipes.
It's pronounced data.
No it's pronounced data
Lol ... you're both wrong ... it's data
Um ackchually, the creator of data says it's pronounced data
let's fight.
Electric bikes are just rascals for younger people
Easy. First off:
Pop-tarts are calzones.
More fights:
Greek salad is fruit salad
Paris sucks
Chick-fil-A isn't actually good
As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.
Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere
Here's a hot take for you... every major city is terrible.
Pop-tarts are calzones.
This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.
Greek salad is fruit salad
True.
Paris sucks
Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.
Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good
It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.
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A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket
Data is the singular.
Literal also means figurative.
Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?
Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.
Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.
The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.
This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.
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You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.
😂
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I only need 2:
JavaScript frameworks
I won't react
That's showing some backbone
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0.999.. and 1 are equal
Number values are mere suggestions that approximate measurements to a very high degree and try to quantify an infinitely variable universe
No fight here
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