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[–] miked@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I make one serving size and eat it out of the pot. Only need to wash pot and fork. It is my pot and I don't care if it gets a little scratch.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

omg cliff booth hiiiii

[–] Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Lazy straining can make your pasta taste way better, it just takes a little extra time.

First; undercook your pasta, you'll want it barely soft on the outside and still kinda crunchy otherwise it will overcook into mush. Second; drain your pasta but leave about 2/3 cup of water in the bottom of the pot. Third; add a generous amount of butter to the water and pasta and place back in the stove at medium-high heat. Also a good time to add salt/pepper/seasoning. Fourth; stir until water boils off completely. This is going to create a butter sauce as the starch in the pasta water combines with the melted butter. It will stick much better to the pasta and doesn't leave your pot all greasy from the butter.

It makes the best goddamn buttered noodles but also works well for any jarred/pre-prepped sauce, just add it in the mix towards the end so you still only have one pot to clean.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This, or use Italian technique. Make your pan sauce while the pasta is boiling. Transfer the pasta to the sauce with tongs when it's al dente. Finish the pasta with the sauce and some pasta water

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This works amazingly well with fresh tomatoes from the garden! Cherry tomatoes make for an especially great sauce!

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It certainly does! Cherry tomatoes are a great option. Some oregano, salt and pepper, a little olive oil, let the tomatoes break down a bit. Stir in the pasta and a bit of the water, finish off the pasta while stirring ~~top~~ to get the sauce creamy, top with Parmigiano Reggiano (NOT parmesan), easy and delicious!

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yes! Beautiful! Can also gently sauté some diced garlic cloves before adding the tomatoes and then top with a bundle of fresh basil while simmering!

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Did not expect to find a cooking hot tip via a meme, thank you, going to give this a try!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Teflon etc pan

metal fork

[–] protist@mander.xyz 26 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

Or use the strainer like a normal person.

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you used it during cooking, then that counts as another dish to clean

[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

In my experience, just rinse the lid off right as you're done and set it on the drying rack

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I just boil mine in the strainer

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I tried that but couldn’t get the water to stay in…

…made a bit of a mess tbh…

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yea, takes some practice. Helps if you preheat the strainer.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Loose thy noodles 'pon thy sink!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 hours ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Loose noodles are better, otherwise they stick together

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

One at a time.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You can't just go around filming in my apartment without telling me and then Photoshop some kid with mushroom cloud hair in my place.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Lern to spel.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This skill will be needed one day to save the world. Get your practice in.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There are two wolves inside of me

Scientist: "The life form appears to be... noodle based sir."

General: "Holy Macaroni."

and

A bartender, a line chef, and a bomb disposal tech are in a car. A drunk driver t bones them and causes significant injury to all three.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So in the second one are they straining the blood out and trying to keep the bodies in? I can't seem to place what that one is

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

No, it's supposed to a "three similar archetypes walk into a bar and one up each other" type joke setup with an anti-joke punchline and a little anti-car agit-prop thrown in for good measure

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

I just drink my noodles with all the soup. Why would I pour the soup away?

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Finish cooking the noodles. Put flavoring in a bowl. Use chopsticks (or a fork I guess, good luck) to move the noodles from the pot to the bowl. Pour enough water from the pot into the bowl to cover the noodles.

No extra dishes, no risk of noodle loss, just the right amount of liquid.