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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If I drink that much coffe I'll poop in the bathtub

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And the opportunity to waffle stomp.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Thats what YMCAs are for

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 99 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I feel personally attacked!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 18 hours ago

Draining the blood away from the meat.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 15 points 18 hours ago

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.

Mmm yes

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@midwest.social 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 53 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 14 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

And why is the water brown?

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Not his first one judging from the water.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those "world's finest" bars they sell for school fundraiser (they're a lot skinnier than they used to be).

Wouldn't want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he's dropping isn't the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 12 hours ago

Depends on your soup alignment

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 138 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

A nice glass of wine to go with the coffee

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 48 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.

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[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 62 points 23 hours ago (23 children)

NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath

[–] chewables@piefed.social 78 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

  1. it's warm
  2. gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i'm here all week

[–] ElectricWaterfall@lemmy.zip 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why is being a gay male relevant?

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 23 points 15 hours ago

Probably because the post is about what women do in the bath and he didn’t want to speak for them

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

breasting so boobily

I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 30 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.

Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

attach suction cups to one side

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[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago

But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

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