If I drink that much coffe I'll poop in the bathtub
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More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."
Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.
Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
Now this is what I can get behind on
What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he's dropping isn't the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.
I feel personally attacked!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
Draining the blood away from the meat.
Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.
That's a beauty!
ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
Hence the tray, you do both and it's better than either. Wish I had one
I guess I could code in the bath. But that might be dangerous.
Close enough?
Oh man. So risky to own that. I would hyper focus on this and probably end up drowning.
👀 ngl I'll say I got this for my 8 year old but we know the truth
Where's the hair wall?
I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.
NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:
- it's warm
- gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)
thanks i'm here all week
Why is being a gay male relevant?
Probably because the post is about what women do in the bath and he didn’t want to speak for them
breasting so boobily
I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.
As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/
But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?
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