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Now how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here. I've been drinking coffee for at least 25 years and I still do this to myself at least 3 times a week.

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[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Nice moccamaster, I have one in Burgundy, they make really good drip coffee

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was gonna say. Super legit masheen and crazy expensive.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's worth the price, trust me.

I also heard these things last forever, and they sell spare parts.

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Buy once cry once ehh? In a world of enshitification i like this.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

The coffee pot isn't set properly.

Put it back put it back put it back

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's intentional. Leaves an air gap between the pot and the hotplate.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yes, which is exactly why it shouldn't be like that. I know you probably did it so that the hotplate won't heat up the glass for nothing, which is fine, albeit unnecessary and slightly disturbing to my psyche. Unnecessary insofar that the hotplate won't crack the glass, it's not exactly that hot, the pot's good glass and usually cracking happens when you suddenly cool a hot glass object, not just by heating it.

I can't tell you the times that people have left it like that while there still is coffee, and then it's gotten awkwardly room temperature. Which is why I'm sort of sore about that.

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It’s not to protect it from cracking - it’s to stop the leftover coffee from burning onto it, since I only rinse it after use.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago

I feared as much. People used to do that a lot instead of rinsing the pot out and making a new pan. Everyone just like "no no there's still enough for someone to probably want the last bit".

Dad used to do it at home as well back when I still lived with him like 20 years ago. I'm not much of a perfectionist, but this somehow gets to me idk why.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 4 hours ago

Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Top-notch meniscus

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Surface tension at its best. And its max.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

There’s a scene at the beginning of Friendship that seems made for you.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Pour some into the nearby sink.

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't waste good coffee.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 42 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] bent@feddit.dk 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If they're anything like my they're just gonna fill it anyway and have an even bigger problem. I actually got a smaller cup to make the problem smaller.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Carry the coffee maker. It's your mug now.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Now you can be like every annoying American tourist at an all inclusive resort.

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That’s not the cup, as it says on it the brand is Yeti. I have one, it is larger than average but not anything like 1.5L.
Here it is:
https://au.yeti.com/products/rambler-14-oz-2-0-414-ml-mug?variant=41262301053062

14oz / 414ml

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They were proposing that the OP buy the linked cup as it can contain more coffee than the machine can brew.

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is the same approach as "add one more lane" to a congested highway. You know it's not gonna work.

Just get a saucer.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 8 hours ago

The induced demand theory of coffee cup size.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Mockamaster machine, nice 👌

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Others have posted longer term solutions (bigger cup, skill issue, etc). In the immediate situation you have some options:

  1. Decant to another cup. There's no way to do this without creating a mess.
  2. Put a plate under the mug and carry it back to the desk with a couple of paper towels to clean up the mess (if work is urgent)
  3. Leave it on the counter and sit there for 5 min till the top can be sipped before going back to the desk (if work can wait)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My favorite every morning moment: bow down and SLURP

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Bow down before the one you serve

You’re going to get what you deserve

(It’s coffee. You deserve coffee.)

[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago

Gotta blow on it first though

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

You don't need solution when you have the best coffee maker ever built!

(True)

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd probably nurse it a little until it was safe enough to transport. Although youd have to wait for it to cool first.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

When this happens to me, I sip it right then and there, burning my lips as punishment for letting it get to that point. I no longer have lips, but now it rarely gets to that point for me anymore.

Mostly /s but coffee is usually not so hot that I can't take a few sips of shame to get it to a more manageable level.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Skill issue

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You do know your coffee makers 👌

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 10 points 9 hours ago

Moccamaster is relatively popular brand where I live. Most people know about it. It always boggles my mind when I see a middle class family with a 35€ coffee maker. Why cheap out on something you're using multiple times a day for the rest of your life? These things are not that expensive and spare parts are widely available.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 8 hours ago

Get another cup an only fill them both halfway full. You will now be known as "2 cup larry".

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Little sips Brüder, little sips

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Wick it. Carefully touch the corner of a paper towel to the coffee, and let the coffee draw up into the paper towel. Repeat until the coffee is low enough for you to have a good chance at passing an agility check.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 hours ago

how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here

Easy: redefine your "desk" to be that counter. Problem solved.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Move your coffee machine to your desk so you can make and pour coffee without having to move the mug!

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I live in a small granny cottage and "my desk" means the kitchen table 2.5 meters away. I technically could move it to my desk and it would still remain in the kitchen.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Sounds very cozy! I suppose you could also simply carry the carafe to your coffee mug and pour it there, as though you were working at a diner with you as your favourite customer!

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

A very long straw!

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Use a straw if available...

[–] cloudless@piefed.social 7 points 9 hours ago

That would be worse than burning the lips.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Let it there for 5 min. Then slurp it. Then move it.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You need a cup with an expandable section, sort of like luggage has

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Or maybe I just need to start drinking straight from the jug.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago

That could work too, spare yourself washing mugs

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