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[–] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 4 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Of you haven't watched Wild wild Country and/or Raël yet you definitely should. It's incredible.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

Scientology somehow managed to reach cult "escape velocity" and survive the death of its leader.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no this can't be true this would exclude major religions which are cults as well

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Excuse you, in a religion the person at the top is dead.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 6 hours ago

I saw an analysis of cults that have turned into religions - that is, outlived their founder. There's some very specific criteria that need to be met in order for it to endure, must critically it needs a charismatic reformer/organizer to take over when the founder dies.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Lots of cults, probably most of them, exists far beyond the ten years range unfortunately.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The largest cults last a long time. Most cults consist of 2 people, a leader and a follower, and fizzle out when the acid wears off.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, some of the biggest ones have existed for about 2000 years now or a bit longer

[–] omxxi@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago

right, and they don't fuck your wives, but your kids

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago

Humans are super susceptible to charisma, tribalism, and dogma

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 77 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

There is one cult I would welcome the ritual suicide of.

They’re just about at 10 years now.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I had to think for a while.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You had a thought? Congrats, you're not in the cult

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That's just what a woke gay commie deep state libtard would say!

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

This guy has a Kool aid stain on his upper lip

Gimme dat gay space communism

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

“State?!” D:<

[–] don@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I’m surprised by how quickly I went from “who tf could they be referring to?” to “Oh, well yeah, that would make a great deal of sense.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

The problems with that cult is that it would suicide the rest of us along with them

They did nearly have a Fringe of them do it a few years back

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 20 points 11 hours ago

If you last longer you become a cultural heritage issue and are delegated away from cult status

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 hours ago

I would be a fool if I gave all my money to a charlatan, and I'm no fool. That proves that Jesus IV is the real deal.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 5 hours ago

I don't know, sounds kind of fun.

The charisma thing though, that ain't happening