Trump has small hamds, Lololol
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.
hello doppleganger
With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.
The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.
While i knew it was the onion from the get go. Its impossiable to not just think "yeah that checks out" on even the stupidest of fucking things. Cause the time line we are in isnt just the worse. Its also the dumbest.
Yeah, I'm not American, but since coming to Lemmy I've been getting more and more worried for them and the rest of the world.
And these are the smart ones!
As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.
You are more right than you know. He barely knows what the word groceries even means.
The Mysteries of Donald Trump's Very Large A Brain(Daily Show clip on Youtube)
He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.
Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.
These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.
A Koala would learn more in school.