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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Trump has small hamds, Lololol

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.

[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

hello doppleganger

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.

[–] seralth@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

While i knew it was the onion from the get go. Its impossiable to not just think "yeah that checks out" on even the stupidest of fucking things. Cause the time line we are in isnt just the worse. Its also the dumbest.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not American, but since coming to Lemmy I've been getting more and more worried for them and the rest of the world.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

And these are the smart ones!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

You are more right than you know. He barely knows what the word groceries even means.

The Mysteries of Donald Trump's Very Large A Brain(Daily Show clip on Youtube)

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.

These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

A Koala would learn more in school.