Badly written to get people to stop. Like “Graj sale”
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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Showing the brilliance of the American education system
Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.
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Tried too hard. Anyone who's illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would've gone for peper at least.
Fucking hell "maters" 🍅
I mean, those are the ones actually spelled correctly for the regional dialect.
Tbh, excepting maybe bail peprs, I think they’re all written phonetically for the local accent.
Nah it's Zookini for sure
It's supposedly Tejas and therefore they know how to spell and pronounce jalapeno.
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Took me the longest to identify though. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna stew.
I guess they don't have any naners?
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Really puts the hick in vee-hickle
I need hella penis for muh salsa.
Yet i know whats for sale.
Common Wittgenstein W.
So this shows that America is great again. Obvs.
Ah yes, illiteracy. Hilarious.
Bet those maters taste awesome tho...
What's a mater?
No really, I don't know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
You are correct. Ever seen Cars? The tow truck's name is Mater for this reason.
He is Sir Tow Mater, thank you.
Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!
I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.
Oh there are words. Most of them are incorrect though.
Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.
No prizes for guessing why that's the one word they can spell
Here's my lawyer with bail papers.
Was thinking, it's the only one they've seen recently
Technically there's 6 words, whether it's proper english word or not that's not the question.
This is some Timothy's Dexter "Pickle for the Knowing Ones" level spelling
It ain't got no gas in it!
With a Bail Pepper, I'd imagine his customer base of financial institutions in the USA would be quite long.
Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.
I bet that's some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.
Taters and maters are at least spelled correctly.
I would also like to point out that things like this happen a lot in game discussion treads. Someone will make a comment like 'I really like FJDHF's combat system' and someone else will reply 'that game got so much better after the DIH DLC'.