Smh can't even spell gellapinnose right.
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I brought my family to visit my mom a few months ago and we saw one of her shopping lists scribbled on an envelope. Yikes.
I now ask my wife if we have Ibeuprofan and Tielanal.
Ah you're talking about the I.B. profin. Easy mistake to make
IRL rage bait
Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.
The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
"Murica dumb!"
Like when they elected a stupid rapist as their president, twice. That was just a goof. Idiots
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I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly
I was gonna say, you'd have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
Zookeenee 🤌🏻
“Bail“ is a word.
These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out
Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣
The peppers are being held on bail. You're not purchasing them, you're bailing them out.
You mean the peprs...
Why couldn't the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.
Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.
I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.
its a joke tho
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Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.
His response?
"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]
I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.
A lot of them do, especially the secretly commercial stands that are getting all too common. Like the cat says, "you are not immune to ~~propaganda~~ advertising".
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What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.
I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.
Tried too hard. Anyone who's illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would've gone for peper at least.
We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
What's taters precious
boil them mash them stick em in a stew.
I hope they accept crypto.
We don’t need no education
we don't got no education
Hey, that's good marketing. It grabs attention and we're talking about it.
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