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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

IRL rage bait

[–] Kurious84@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.

[–] JayBeeTX@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.

"Murica dumb!"

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"literally no words"

look inside

words

cat

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Letters, maybe. Words? That's debatable.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Bail" is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Maters is a word

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Maters is a word

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Zucchini

Think in italian spelling rules

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 6 hours ago

I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 6 points 7 hours ago

Why couldn't the señorita have babies?

Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!

....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 52 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).

Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".

Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:

  1. That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
  2. The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
  3. You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.

There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.

The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

I was gonna say, you'd have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 9 hours ago

Person drives up and starts bitching at this guy.

His response?

"I have no words." [Throws his hands up]

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The peppers are being held on bail. You're not purchasing them, you're bailing them out.

[–] marker2002@midwest.social 6 points 11 hours ago

You mean the peprs...

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 19 points 12 hours ago

Fear not the man who has spelt 10000 words right but the man who sold their education to grow hallopinyos.

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

We don’t need no education

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

we don't got no education

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

I can read every bit of it. Its really more phonetic than most road side produce signs around here.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 37 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

What's it called when you're not smart enough to spot an obvious marketing gimmick?

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 11 points 15 hours ago

AND a superiority complex

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

boil them mash them stick em in a stew.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I hope they accept crypto.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Zucchini

Potatoes + Tomatoes

Jalapenos

Bell Pepper

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca -1 points 6 hours ago

Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Oh they are bilingual.

Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 93 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

I'm not sure if this is the guy I'm thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such... unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

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