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B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback (vancouversun.com)
submitted 1 day ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://endlesstalk.org/post/92618508

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Hating on nickelback is a trend usually joined by people who know too little of music to make any valuable critique.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Look at this photograph of a photograph

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously A cry for help

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nickelback and a cry for help are very different of course. One of them is series of horrendous guttural noises that are deeply upsetting to the human psyche…

And the other one is a cry for help

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I love this more than words can describe. 😃

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never made it as a woodsman...

[–] poprocks@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Couldn't cut it as a marksman hunting

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

When I’m yelling, it’s usually for more than a nickelback.