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B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback (vancouversun.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://endlesstalk.org/post/92618508

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously A cry for help

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nickelback and a cry for help are very different of course. One of them is series of horrendous guttural noises that are deeply upsetting to the human psyche…

And the other one is a cry for help

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I love this more than words can describe. 😃

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

When I’m yelling, it’s usually for more than a nickelback.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I never made it as a woodsman...

[–] poprocks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Couldn't cut it as a marksman hunting