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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

TBF golly does have racially charged origins.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] s@piefed.world 17 points 11 hours ago

Please censor crass obscenities such as “g*lly” while online! Some of us had to take a selfie just to see this post because of that recklessness

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 12 hours ago

Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
I've arrived all over ye 😩

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 14 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 41 minutes ago

There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy....

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

I wanna hyuk you like an animal.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Pørn, there's a difference.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to "pr0n"?

Also Ø is not a fancy O, neither is Ö btw https://youtube.com/shorts/S8XE2eig6Hs

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

If you hold down the "o" key on Android you can select 'ø'. Not that that really means anything.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

If you choose Danish you get a separate key for it. That's kinda handy when your first language uses that.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Imagine being danish. Could not be me

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Read it like Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] figjam@midwest.social 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 48 points 18 hours ago

"Golly Mr., that's one big penis you've got there!"

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 15 hours ago

Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 12 hours ago

Too much moxy in your garter, that's your trouble.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

[–] FrogmanL@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

No lie — give me:

Leave it to beaver, Sesame Street, Live action Dora, Signing Time,

Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"

One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.

I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn't see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don't remember the line, but it was a little more than "thanks for calling X, how can I help you?"

Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of "uhm" and "sorry, I mean ... " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.

Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said "do you want to try that again?"

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

you get paid to fuck people, what's not to like

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They that bad? Can you give more details? I don't know anyone who gotten insurance through them

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'm just bitter because they dont give an option to cancel policy online, they force you to dial a robot and sit on hold if you wanna attempt to cancel with them. so i said fuck that and just removed payment method and let it lapse. but instead they just renewed my policy anyway without asking me, and when there was no payment option they just sent me to fuckin collections! for services never rendered!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

What the fuck, with insurance the customer has the right to cancel at any time. But to be fair all insurance makes in hard cancel. I have call if I want to remove automatic payments.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

They'll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc... It's pretty decent. It's your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There's a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.

If you show a good history of customer service, they'll probably hire you and pay for your license.

I'm not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that's for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That's a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh well I'm not moving to California, was hoping they had work from home. Because I live Oklahoma and don't think they have a call center here. Or I would have already worked there. I do have 20 plus years in customer service.

[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Very wholesome use of Lemmy, have an up-thing-mark-vote.

[–] TeamAssimilation 17 points 18 hours ago

Hecking yeah

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.

it's 짤방 to protect from censorship. blame algo

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I dislike the self censorship, but I don't mind that it's half assed. Given that it's apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.

However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Gesundheit!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

“Jeepers, you sure can gobble cock like a gosh-darn champ!”

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 16 hours ago

Yet another argument for c/wholesomeporn

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Is that you, Orel?

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

RO BOY, RAGGY