this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2025
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 5 points 19 hours ago

Some weeks are rougher than others and while I can’t complain, I still feel like complaining a lot… working week over, at least!

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This time it’s sad for me because I’m nearing the end of a 2-week PTO.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

It feels terrible

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Congrats Sailors, needed this one this week