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[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What are the icons? Some sort of AI code products?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 hours ago

One of them looks like a butthole, so it must be ai tools

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Yes. Vibe coding tools and AI companies

[–] Damage@feddit.it 36 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

They still ask you why their garbage doesn't work or how to run a PDF.
I'm not even a computer programmer, I do industrial automation!

[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

how to run a PDF

Not that stupid. PDF is scriptable.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 4 hours ago

It was plenty stupid in that context

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

What's a computer?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 17 hours ago

So it's over, isn't it? The nitpickers are here to stay

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 136 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bro can you fix my broken vibe coded app?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 hours ago

Well they'd be asking the AI this lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 75 points 23 hours ago

Okay, there's one benefit from LLMs.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes because we need more apps.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

But these aren't just any apps, these are shitty half-assed apsps generated from a slurry of unrelated mediocre code scraped from the corners of the web.

I am not looking forward to next year when every new aspect of any service I use online will have an 80% chance to be a half-assed shit slurry.

Today's 65% chance was already time consuming and exhausting.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 44 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I can read this as either: AI allows anyone to code their own stuff.

Or

AI is hogging all the million dollar ideas.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

AI is hogging all the million dollar ideas.

At least my million dollar ideas friends wasting AI's time with the useless crap, instead of ruining a perfectly nice meal conversation with me.

Of course, I know it is only buying me a few months. The "quick fix to my AI app" requests are gathering on the horizon.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

AI stops tech bros from bothering real programmers

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 17 hours ago

They try to vibe code it, eventually get bored and give up. It's win win (for AI companies and for programmers) in this case.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago

“It’s like Facebook, but for people’s pets!”

[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I still think no-code tools are better suited for building prototypes without requiring development knowledge in order to prove your idea. LLMs just added a complicated extra-step.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 23 points 21 hours ago

I think the point is, the kind of people who have “million dollar ideas” are now using LLMs instead of pestering real programmers.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

~~am i wrong or is this a terrible meme format for what it's trying to say?~~

edit: it was the former

[–] bss03 4 points 16 hours ago

I was initially confused as well, but I do think the meme format matches.

[–] enzo@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

idk the soldier is supposed to be a negation/protection rather than providing/helping with something.

this seems more appropriate for the mercy meme or something.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’d argue it is protecting programmers. Previously, people would waste programmers’ time with poorly concepted/uncreative app ideas. But now people are going “oh I can do that on my own”, and wasting their own time with AI vibe coding.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The old "I have this great idea for an app! If you build it for me, you can have 10% of the profits!".

And then you ask for the idea, and at first they don't want to give it away with your agreement, and in the end it turns out to be either whatsapp of amazon.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

literally elon musk

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Vibe-coding is absolutely protecting real programmers from the constant bombardment of wannabe entrepreneurs that just need a tech person to write their idea.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

oh shit now it makes sense. i misunderstood what it was trying to say.