Quora:

"I accidentally took a bath in my wife's girl side bath, Am I gay now?"

Dont understand the gendered lighting? Man everything from the late 80s to the 2010s had gendered lighting, color and separation.

Does no one remember Toys-R-Us literally being divided in gender? You can still tell its lasting inpact if you ever walk near the kids section a walmart, as any girls section is immediately nothing but pink.

Even to this day people still heavily insist on gender stereotypes in the LGBTQ community to the point where androgyny is back as a counter culture movement. As if it was just the oppressed heterosexual christians that love this shit. Eveyone does.
Now give me my RGB bathtub so i can make it green and bubbly like a cauldron.

Some people see heterosexual people living their best lives and choose to be bothered by it. Ironic

There's a thing called Yuanyang hotpot:

Looks like a dishwasher tab.

Only straight people that have never had the "omg al I gay?" Moment and REALLY thought about it.

Like you're playing spin the bottle in hs with 5 girls and 1 other guy and you're like "if you land on a girl you gotta kiss the girl" and the girls are like "fine, but if it lands on a guy you gotta kiss the guy" and you're like the odds are ever in my favour "okay" you and your friend agree. Then you're the first to spin the bottle and of course it lands on your friend but you ain't no bitch so you man up and kiss your best guy friend right on the mouth to keep the game going so you can kiss some hot ladies. Kissing your friend seems a purely mechanical experience.

But you just kissed a guy. "Omg. Am I gay?" You think. So you go through it in your head.

After the party you give your friend a ride home, only to make out in your car. That seems meh but you continue the thought experiment.

Then you picture his parents aren't home, he invites you in. You go in and go to pound town on each other. Again, it's not great, but hey, you got off, that ain't bad.

But then, in your mind, comes the afterglow.

You picture laying in bed, holding eachother. Telling secrets, caressing, laughing.

Fucking bleh.

You continue the game. You kiss some girls. You enjoy the fuck out of it.

And that my friends is how you are straight but not insecure about it. I'm 42 now, this actually happened to me at 16. I've been secure in my sexuality ever since. I'm convinced these insecure, homophobic men, at least, have never entertained the "omg am I gay?" Moment, for fear of the answer.

Live your truth, whatever that is.

Coming home early from work one morning and finding my wife in the Blue Water tub.

Tearing up, fleeing the room, moving back in with my parents, and filing for divorce.

"It is gay to bathe with a woman?"

"Not if she is in pink water and you're in blue water."

I could imagine such a setup for my wife and me. While I'm usually the more heat-resistant person, she showers and baths at temperatures that I consider too hot. So she could have her 42°C bath, while I take my 35°C bath at the same time.

That last line is really bothering me for some reason.

I get the joke, but I've always been sexually and romantically attracted to women, and I've never been sexually or romantically attracted to men.

Like it's so cut and dry it's why I didn't have a second thought that other people know they aren't straight or know they aren't born in the right body.

To me, It just seems so obvious that if someone needs reassurance they're straight, they ain't straight.

If you don't change the gender fluid often enough, you're going to turn gay!

Hope they know they're bathing in a Trans pride color tub.

Wow, the rare dual cuck.

I kind of like this. My current bathtub is too small for my partner and I to bathe together, plus his legs are way too long to fit comfortably. This tub lets you fill up only one side if one person is bathing, or both if both. Saves water.

Also lets you have different bubble bath and other products, or pee in the bath, without contaminating the other person's water.

I don't need RGB in the bath, though, unless it's telling me something useful like the temperature. I had a shower wand that was blue when the water was too cold. That was awesome.

Is this what they call "soaking"?

A pink light shining on a penis will cause it to permanently lose all function and eventually fall off.

I don't know, this looks pretty gay to me.

They've both got blue lighting. She's just on the rag.

That's how gender affirming stuff for cis people looks like.

I watched the Aurora Teagarden Mystery movies and the boyfriend stays over and sleeps on the couch.

You can tell they’re made by Hallmark.

This is to prevent the man from contracting transosity from the woman's farts.

This is a Hays Code compliant bathtub.