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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

What a great idea!

[–] SoaringDE@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Dang that picture is low quality. When was this taken, 2009?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Something like this appeared near the Miramax offices in LA, where if you showed it your bare feet it gave you a milkshake. It remains a mystery who put it there.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

A rich feet fetishist?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

In the USA, the machine would be accompanied by a paramedic team and several vultures (lawyers) circling above. In case of a heart attack.

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

These types of efforts might save money on health care costs long term

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 12 hours ago

public transport in general does, as it typically involves 10 minutes walking per trip.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 57 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Wondered if this was actually real since I saw the post and realized what community it was posted under, haha:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bus-ticket-20-squats/

Mostly true

In Cluj-Napoca, Romania, a so-called "health ticket" was introduced that allowed individuals to use public transportation for free by completing 20 squats. However, the organizers only implemented it in one city for a limited time. As of this writing, it's unknown if the program will resume at a future date.

It's too bad it was only kind of a social experiment vs a real government-sponsored health campaign that was still ongoing. I think it's a pretty great idea. However, I can also see it getting some negative backlash if the government funded it since those with certain disabilities wouldn't be able to utilize it. I think it'd be easy enough to incorporate a variety of healthy exercises that are more accessible to get around that aspect, though.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Variety of exercises

Yes but how many help you see more great asses?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

how many percent, do you think, was this the inventor's motivation?

I have no idea, but at least like twenty?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I would think people with disabilities prohibiting them from performing such an activity would also be given regularly free or discounted passes anyway. Even most places in the US will even do this.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Most places in the US don't have any public transport to offer a discount on.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago

STALIN IS NUMBER 1 guy x100 ❤️❤️❤️

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

how do they not already provide free transport or at least discount for people with disabilities?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 46 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

And it's all paid for by one pervert who sits across from the machine.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That man’s name? Albert Einstein.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 7 points 23 hours ago

It's true, I am 20 squats

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

He sells the footage on the dark web to degens

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 20 hours ago

This is where I come in. I genuinely believe no one can be physically attracted to me. I can use the machine and the pervert can rethink his life as he sees a butt crack out of my stained jogging pants. It also sounds like I'm farting, I'm not though. My shoes makes a weird sound on the tongue. I can't figure out why.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Hey gurl, you must take public transit."

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

seriously asking, under what context wouldn't that be "sexual harassment"?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

When your wife appreciates it?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

That's some next level line xD

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Back in 2006/7 I worked at the agency on record for a lot of huge brands and we had just gotten Pepsi. So the CD asked my department (interactive) if we could come up with something unique before we had the big kickoff with their staff. I don't know which one of us came up with the idea but a we decided to make a soda machine that would give you a free Pepsi if you hugged it. Got a machine and went to work engineering it, installing a screen so it can display graphics and a message. They loved it. We ended up redesigning a machine from scratch that could sense hugs or just a smile and made a commercial from it. That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

This still happens, you're just old and cynical.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Doing their bit to preserve Slavic traditions.

(Yes, I know Romania is not Slavic, though they share the region’s squatting-in-tracksuits culture to an extent.)

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I was gonna say. It's Eastern Europe. That's like free bus passes for UK residents if they successfully form a queue.

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[–] haerrii@feddit.org 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, why is this a shitpost? It’s more of a life hack.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

How the fuck is it a life hack?

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make a wild guess about what happens when I do a squat.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Like shit from a butt

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

That's ridiculous! They should hook it up to an exercise cycle and generate electricity off of it instead.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

great, you just generated 0.01 kWh

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Depending on the length of the workout a more realistic number would be 30 to 90 W, 100 if you really push yourself for a short bout.

Still, anything is better than nothing.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

yeah, 20 squats are like, what? 2 minutes max? that's 3 Wh at 100 W power, or 0.003 kWh.

if you get $0.10 per kWh, that's $0.0003 per passenger, that's not enough to pay for a bus ticket.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
  1. Why are we talking about squats?

  2. Why is 2min somehow equivalent to 3?

  3. We're comparing no power generated to any power generated, ignoring the equipment cost thats infinite gain.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the biggest strains on a government is the health of its citizens. Decreasing obesity and other risk factors through physical activity will save them quite a bit more than a bus fare.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

...and most governments learned nothing.

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Squat machine the judge, squat machine the jury.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Whenever I see this I think "wow, cool idea, wish we had something like this in the US." And then I think "it's just asking for a discrimination lawsuit so unlikely." And then I think "well we should be making public transit free for everyone anyway." And then I think "until we get our housing affordability and mental health crises resolved, free transit proposals just becomes a fear magnet ("roving homeless shelters!!!" "crime train!!!"). And then I get sad.

Disability protections are generally a great thing, and the US is significantly more accessible than many countries for them, but I've watched a lot of cool, creative ideas get torpedoed because of them. Instead we're stuck with car dominance because "everyone can drive, not everyone can walk/bike/take the bus" (inb4 "wtf that's not remotely true" ... I know, but car brain doesn't).

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