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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just be the benefiting minority.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

A lot of ppl have this mindset. They will fuck over everyone to get an inch closer to their 100 mile goal.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I didn't realize it was just that simple

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You clearly didn't use the small loan from your father very effectively. For shame.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Just be rich. Geez.

life is like a gacha pull. you just need to reincarnate and try harder, maybe you get the coveted SSR birth.

Or believe really hard that one day, with enough hard work and gumption, you can be one.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the minority is shrinking and it's increasingly difficult to maintain a clear conscience while also benefiting from the bald exploitation of others.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maintain a clear conscience

hahaha

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes yes, no ethical consumption under capitalism and all that, but I mean if you're really rich, it's harder to use the excuse that you you're just a pawn stuck in the game.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 day ago

The joke is they don't need excuses. They simply don't give a fuck. Conscience? They are psychopaths. I mean, it's not really a joke. Just a sarcastic way of saying it.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It doesn't even have to benefit the minority to inconvenience the majority.

For example, two tenths of fuck-all people used the medication Sudafed to extract pseudoephedrine to make meth, but the rest of the world, me included, were required to provide id to buy the stuff from behind the pharmacy counter.

Same deal for paracetamol. Apparently a few Darwin candidates overdosed and now we can't buy bulk packs, or any above 16 tablets per box at the supermarket.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There should be like a global PSA on how painful dying from paracetamol really is

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

It is also shown to cause slight cognitive decline.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For normal use, or for consuming more than 4 grams a day?

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Not a problem in the forest. The parrots eat the all.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do have against minorities?!?!?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Being a billionaire is not an immutable trait ¯\(ツ)

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are several ways to destroy a billionaire. The easiest should be to just make them a millionaire.

Unfortunately, they've made that increasingly difficult, so that might not be the easiest way anymore.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The easiest way involves a sharp edge at a high velocity

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I’ve hear they can only stop being billionaires by being eaten.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the meme doesn’t say “billionaires”

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What other minority is making the majority suffer?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you ask a racist, their top answer won’t be billionaires. They’re wrong, but they’d read this meme differently.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: who gives a fuck about what racists think

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

yes, that was my joke

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

Farm workers. Pregnant women. Drag queens at the library?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, but I guess that’s my lefty bias lol.

The only minority worth discriminating against though.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah I hate minorities

  • The 1%
  • Cops
  • Landlords
  • Fascists
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago

Damn, seeing people suffer feels as good to you as a smoke when you really need one?