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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is satire lmao he portmanteau'd the words "content" and "entrepreneur" into "contrepreneur"

[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago

so true bestie!

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"Every post is a diaper"

And OOP's is full of shit

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never gotten worked up over the insane posts on this /c but I literally want to fistfight that dude.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 21 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

still want to fistfight him.

probably 200% satire when the dickhead cut me off at my standing green light too.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Contrepeneur 😂

[–] moobythegoldensock 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that JD Vance and his new couch?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Awww, they must have created their own little loveseat.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bro...

WHAT.

Please tell me this is satire

It is. Feel reassured?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't sleep well due to indigestion and this did not help.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

👊 Late Night Indigestion Gang Gang!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My go-to, for better or worse, is Tums washed down with cold milk.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago

That's got Ken Cheng vibes.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

"content entrepreneur"?

It's pronounced "twat".

The only thing he definitely got right is that last bit about the new boss. The rest is too vague to call true, false, or even slightly useful.

Thanks for sharing, great insig

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The beginning is ugly. The remainder on its own would actually be funny if it's clear that it's not meant seriously.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

There's a strong scent of ThatHappened.jpg on the post.

Whether this is legit insane Influencer saying literally anything for attention or the random gibberish of a content farm is open for debate.

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I wanna punch this dude and dedicate my effort to his poor wife.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

First I thought that might become a funny story. Then I thought there might be a lesson being told. In the end it just ended up being sad and disappointing.